To an Audience of One

I’m bellied up to the bar of The Two Boots Saloon nightclub – a wood-walled joint lit by Sterno candles and neon beer signs – not far from the shores of the Puget Sound in Washington State. At night, this place pounds with the unintelligent thump of mainstream club music, and the walls are packed … More To an Audience of One

B&E Brad

(Click Play to Listen) These last few pages I’ll waste on you, Brad. You’ve fucked up every good chance you’ve had… but so have I, so I can’t say shit. But my supply ran dry and you fronted me hits, and you split your bags, and you shared your scripts, and you kept me from … More B&E Brad

To a Dopeless Hopefiend

(Click Play to Listen) Chris was a kid that I met in rehab long before his vein was ever stabbed, long before he’d first maintained a habit, or given the end of his last rope a grab at it. That didn’t happen until he met me. Was I a bad influence? Sure. An instigator? Definitely. … More To a Dopeless Hopefiend

Any Day of the Weak

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Audio Storytelling

These stories are the result of a bottle of absinthe, a digital recorder, and a walk around Seattle… not necessarily in that order. (Kubler-Rosstafarian says “Chapter 3” but it’s not.)

50 Cups of Coffee

I know any time I type the words Seattle Weather in the search engine, I’m in for bad news. Coldest day of the year, it reads in a bold font across the top of the screen. The weathermen call it a Polar Vortex. Cold air funnels down from the arctic and covers the Midwest in a … More 50 Cups of Coffee